"by God"

These little quotes were inspired by the article Roadside religion goes nationwide in the 1999-04-09 edition of The Christian Science Monitor. So far, most of the quotes I've used were made up by myself, but at least a few of them seem obvious enough that the billboard campaign described in that article (or others) might have already created them, independently. A few are direct, or nearly-direct, translations of Biblical passages.

Quotes previously featured on my home page follow.

 


A virtuous woman speaks the truth; the flames of a million falsehoods are extinguished.

                       - God


Question Authority.

                       - God


Choose life, that both you and your offspring may live.

                       - God


LOL!! Thanks for telling me your plans!

                       - God

(Note: "ROTFLOL" means "Rolling on the floor laughing out loud".)


Just who do you think you are?

                       - God


Have you hugged your celestial being today?

                       - God

(That quote actually came from a friend of mine!)


You are my child, created in my image, loved, loving, sinless, secure, spiritual, complete, divine, eternal.

Warning: Do not remove or tamper with this tag under penalty of law.

                       - God


Come on over! The party's been going on forever, and simply everybody's here!

                       - God


Consider campaigning for more self-control instead. it's factory-installed, and works every time!

                       - God


Love your neighbor. tax your neighbor. Choose one.

                       - God


For best results, follow manufacturer's instructions.

                       - God


What have I done for you lately?

                       - God


You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him.

                       - God


Why don't you pray up and see me sometime?

                       - God


I love the sound of a psalm in the morning.

                       - God


Copyright (C) 1999, 2006 James Craig Burley
Last modified on 2007-06-09.